Hi all and welcome to the New Year of 2020! The past year has been one hell of a ride! As we come into this year of perfect vision, (Get it? Because 2020?) we will be taking this podcast train down the tracks at full speed!

Just like with the previous episodes, we discussed our goals and accomplishments as a show. One of the main goals being our MEGA GUEST! Previously we all suggested two names each of celebrities that can be our mega guests, and as usual, Antonio threw in a third name as a suggestion, taking the even numbered list of names, and making it odd….thanks Antonio…

So with this being done we needing to add a new name to that list, and after some pondering and very serious debate, we came up with our 8th name! So now to figure out which one of the eight celebrities will be the guest, and the only logical route is…..death match! Over the next few episodes each member of the F.A.P team will play as the celebrity they suggested in a Dungeons and Dragons styled match, with each round eliminating one of the celebrities we will eventually have our last man or woman standing as our ultimate mega guest!

The competitors are the following! Ricky Gervais vs Danny DeVito, Barack Obama vs Elon Musk. David Lynch vs God, and Rodrigo Duterte vs Scarlett Johansson! It’s guaranteed to be the death match of the century!

F**K GEORGE!

Once again, James’ friend George has failed to write a review for our show because he “Doesn’t have a Mac product”…which of course results in a verbal attack from Antonio with threats against none excitant cats….should have just written the review George.

Furniture Frustration!

Our good old pal Vanya returns with his online customer support issues. This time it’s with a particular Scandinavian furniture store that just don’t seem to understand how severe his problem was with a wardrobe and an incident with one of their showroom displays. As always we have a fun time reading Vanya’s chatroom adventures, however we also feel very sorry that he has yet again gone through such hard times online.

Stay strong Vanya! You’ll get things in order eventually!

The world of AI and how to love in it!

During this episode, James brought up a new discovery that he made. This discovery comes in the form of AI Dungeon! A cool new app that combines fantasy role playing games with clever artificial intelligence! However the game we ended up playing went a…well….weirder route than expected? We played a post apocalyptic scenario where we confessed our love for the military captain, destroyed

Either way we had a lot of fun playing this game and we will definitely be coming back to it in future episodes! So stay tuned!

While we’re on the subject of AI, Antonio brought up what he likes to call his “AI Fumble”, or in other words, Open AI’s Text Generator. A piece of artificial intelligence that was apparently so powerful that it wasn’t considered safe to “ethically release” to the public. So with a such a compelling reason to do it, we had no other option. Antonio fed the text generator some sentences and it came up with some rather humorous and unusual results for everyone to enjoy.

Simulation? What simulation?

As our conversations usually go (whether we’re recording or not) we ended up heading towards the topic of the Simulation Theory, a theory that James is quite fond of and has many ideas about. Some might say our discussion even convinced Antonio that there is some truth to this theory….either that or it made him believe that he’s somehow God…..which is never good for anyone…

Once again thanks to all of our listeners out there who come back every episode to listen to us talk absolute nonsensical garbage for over an hour! Stay tuned for the next episode when the MEGA CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH commences!!!

And remember….keep Fapping!!